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INTRODUCING YOUR SUMMER 2007 SLD PLAYERS....

Note: the number in brackets after the players name denotes current ranking. Ranking is based on previous performances and is weighted towards the most recently finished season and SLDSSGFP. Games in the current season are not included and only the top 8 players are ranked. Players outside the top 8 and/or those who have not completed a league are denoted (NR). Those slack bastards who have not yet emailed me the relevant info can do so here.


Andrea 'The Booty' Landauf (NR)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation:
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Carlos 'The Jackal' Nunnerley (NR)

Nationality: English
Occupation: Drama Teacher
Marital status: Single
Reason for nickname: Like a sniper, when you think you're gonig to win, I'll shoot you down
Favourite outshot:
Biggest SLD rival: Not sure yet
Favourite SLD shout: "This is a family pub!"
Favourite SLD beverage: Sparkling white wine
Favourite SLD moment: Beating the so-called Chav, Dom
SLD tune: Theme from 'The Muppet Show'


Dom 'The Chav' Welsh (3)

Nationality: English/Austrian
Occupation: English Teacher; SLD Host and Master Caller
Marital status: Married to Martina
Reason for nickname: My severe lack of taste, professional consumption of booze and loutish behaviour coupled with a penchant for fake Burberry headwear kind of gave me the name, init
Favourite outshot: Double 8
Biggest SLD rival: Peter 'The Pikey' Clancy (there is nowt better than seeing a Paddy squirm in defeat and I have a positive record against him in SLD)
Favourite SLD shout: "EIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE-ah!"
Favourite SLD beverage: Ribena
Favourite SLD moment: My first ever SLD ton
SLD tune: Elvis - 'Viva Las Vegas'


Elke 'The Elkenator' Graf-Johnson (4)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation: Wages Clerk
Marital status: Married to Tim 'The Rock' Johnson
Reason for nickname: It was chosen for me - by The Pikey if I remember correctly
Favourite outshot: Somewhere leftish - D16 or D8
Biggest SLD rival: Whoever is the dart champion and, of course, my husband, who would probably get very pissed-off if his wife beat him
Favourite SLD shout: "I would like to remind players that this is a family pub...."
Favourite SLD beverage: Probably Captain Morgan and coke with a splash of lemon! That extra bit is VERY important!!!
Favourite SLD moment: My 180 on a SLD Sunday when my husband celebrated with me and carried me through the pub
SLD tune: The Dandy's - 'I Wanna Be Like You'


Flo 'Shrek' Leitner (NR)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation:
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Flo 'Sticky Fingers' Ortner (NR)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation: Student
Marital status: Single
Reason for nickname: The T-Shirt I wore at my second SLD-evening. There were some ideas like 'The Flea' or 'The Hobbit', but Peter 'The Pikey' Clancy told me to choose this one 'cause it's cool. And hey, he's right!
Favourite outshot: Double 2
Biggest SLD rival: I've only had a few games until now, so we'll see...
Favourite SLD shout: "Gaaaaaaaaame Oooon"
Favourite SLD beverage: A large SLD beer
Favourite SLD moment: The moment when Tim asked Jo to ask me if I wanted to play in the league (or something like that...?)
SLD tune: Radiohead - 'High and Dry'


Franzi 'The Frenzy' Nickl (NR)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation: Student
Marital status: Single (dating Whitney 'The Wallbanger' Harvey)
Reason for nickname: It was chosen for me
Favourite outshot: Double 20
Biggest SLD rival: Whitney 'The Wallbanger' Harvey
Favourite SLD shout: "My age, 17"
Favourite SLD beverage: Budvar
Favourite SLD moment: Whipping the Arkansan warrior's ass
SLD tune: Beastie Boys - 'Sabotage'


Gerhard 'Maximus' Schlacher (NR)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation: Student
Marital status: Single
Reason for nickname: It goes back to The Pikey's "Max and the Muppet Show" which got somehow mixed up with an overestimation of my own capabilities
Favourite outshot: Double 20
Biggest SLD rival: Stroh 80 and, of course, Stefan 'Checkmate' Hatzl
Favourite SLD shout: "Welcome to the Office Pub and Country Club"
Favourite SLD beverage: A good old SLD pint in combination with an Averna lemon
Favourite SLD moment: The minutes before the first fixture of the night
SLD tune: Pearl Jam - 'Better Man'


Harry 'The Horror' Harrer (NR)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation: Graphic designer
Marital status: Single
Reason for nickname: It was Peter's idea, but I like it because of the alliteration
Favourite outshot: Double 17 - I have hit it three times
Biggest SLD rival: The penultimate
Favourite SLD shout: "Siiiiiixxxxtttyy" (combined with my personal favourite, a large beer)
Favourite SLD beverage: A large SLD beer
Favourite SLD moment:
SLD tune: Van Dyke Parks - 'Cannon in D' - (although I should choose: Beck - 'Loser')


Janwillem 'The Flying Dutchman' Heikens (NR)

Nationality: Dutch
Occupation: Barman
Marital status: Single
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SLD tune: Lowrider - 'War'


Johannes 'The Phantom' Groesslinger (NR)

Nationality: Austrian
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Jo 'Bundy' Rasmussen (6)

Nationality: Australian
Occupation: Drug Maker
Marital status: Single
Reason for nickname: None, it was just given to me
Favourite outshot: Double 2
Biggest SLD rival: Tim 'The Rock' Johnson
Favourite SLD shout: "Onnne Huuundred and Eiiiiiiiighty"
Favourite SLD beverage: Bundaberg Rum of course
Favourite SLD moment: The Grand Final last season
SLD tune: The theme from 'Scooby Doo'


Keith 'The Bull' McCabe (NR)

Nationality: Irish
Occupation: Barman
Marital status: Single but n a relationship
Reason for nickname: The ability to get closest to the bull (most times)
Favourite outshot: Double 16
Biggest SLD rival: Tim 'The Rock' Johnson
Favourite SLD shout:"This is a family pub...."
Favourite SLD beverage:A pint of SLD lager
Favourite SLD moment: Beating The Rock
SLD tune: The Stone Roses - 'Fools Gold'


Lex 'Re-Lex' Perchinig (NR)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation: Student
Marital status: Single
Reason for nickname: Ask Gerhard....
Favourite outshot: Double 16
Biggest SLD rival: Wolfi 'The Rooster' Göderle
Favourite SLD shout: "Gaaame onn"
Favourite SLD beverage: A large SLD beer
Favourite SLD moment: Still undecided
SLD tune: Frankie Goes To Hollywood - 'Relax'


Matthias 'The Hun' Kalbhenn (NR)

Nationality: German
Occupation: Student
Marital status: Fucking single (I know, It's a family pub....)
Reason for nickname: Dom just gave it to me, obviously the English used to call Germans "huns" during WW1...it is a swear word, of course! But i do like it (much better than "Piefke")
Favourite outshot: Double 10
Biggest SLD rival: Michi 'The Hippy' of course, just like at Fifasoccer on the PS2
Favourite SLD shout: "This is a family pub!"
Favourite SLD beverage: White Spritzer with a slice of orange
Favourite SLD moment: At least getting closer to the bull than the rock
SLD tune: Manu Chao - 'King of the Bongo'


Michi 'The Hippy' Schoendorfer (NR)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation: Student
Marital status: Single
Reason for nickname: I didn't get much choice
Favourite outshot: Double 16
Biggest SLD rival: Matthias 'The Hun'
Favourite SLD shout: "This is a family pub!"
Favourite SLD beverage: A large SLD beer
Favourite SLD moment: It's way too early to have a favourite moment
SLD tune: The Postal Service - 'Such Great Heights'


Peter 'The Noodle' Uray (7)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation: IT Expert
Marital status: Single
Reason for nickname: It was given to me by my friends about 20 years ago, so I didn't choose it myself
Favourite outshot: Double 16 is nice even though - believe it or not - madhouse is another of my favourites
Biggest SLD rival: Stefan L as we've been playing darts against each other for the better part of 20 years now
Favourite SLD shout: "Gaaaaaame on"
Favourite SLD beverage: I prefer a hops-based potion of fatigue; a.k. beer
Favourite SLD moment: SLD IS a great moment
SLD tune: Steppenwolf - 'The Pusher'


Stefan 'Checkmate' Hatzl (NR)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation: Student, DJ
Marital status: Single
Reason for nickname: Because I'm really good at football (or something like that)
Favourite outshot: Double 19
Biggest SLD rival: Everybody
Favourite SLD shout: "Madhouse"
Favourite SLD beverage: SLD beer
Favourite SLD moment: My victory against Peter 'The Pikey' Clancy with my first double out in SLD, and of course my match with Whitney, because of the great atmosphere, although I lost the game....and of course my first 100+ shot
SLD tune: Radiohead - 'The National Anthem'


Stefan 'The Candyman' Lakner (2)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation: root
Marital status: Single
Reason for nickname: It was given to me in the very dim and distant past
Favourite outshot: Double 16
Biggest SLD rival: Tim 'The Rock' Johnson
Favourite SLD shout: "180"
Favourite SLD beverage: A large SLD beer and a shot of Laphroaig
Favourite SLD moment: My game against Tim when I was more hungover than is physiologically possible
SLD tune: Everlast - 'Black Jesus'


Steve 'Dr. Fish' Weiss (5)

Nationality: American
Occupation: Research Biologist (Fish)
Marital status: Singlish
Reason for nickname: Because I have a dubious half-baked Doctor title, and I like fish more than sex
Favourite outshot: Double 21
Biggest SLD rival: Tim 'The Rock' Johnson
Favourite SLD shout: "Game, shot and the match to Steve"
Favourite SLD beverage: Any free one
Favourite SLD moment: I only remember or even care about the moments I hear "Game, shot and the match to Steve"
SLD tune: The Allman Brothers Band - 'Statesboro Blues'


Tim 'The Rock' Johnson (1)

Nationality: English
Occupation: Bar owner; Research Geologist (rocks)
Marital status: Married to Elke 'The Elkenator' Graf-Johnson
Reason for nickname: I LOVE ROCKS
Favourite outshot: Double 16
Biggest SLD rival: Dom 'The Chav' Welsh
Favourite SLD shout: "Oooooooonnnnee huuuunderd and foorty"
Favourite SLD beverage: Beer
Favourite SLD moment: Dom's farewell rendition of the SLD anthem, which gets better every week
SLD tune: Shed Seven- 'She Left Me On Friday'


Vaughan 'The Demolisher' Jones (8)

Nationality: New Zealand
Occupation: Adventure Sportsman and Demolition Guru
Marital status: Single
Reason for nickname: Because I have been knocking pretty much everything down in the office extension
Favourite outshot: Double
Biggest SLD rival: Tim 'The Rock' Johnson
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Favourite SLD beverage: SLD beer
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SLD tune: Barnaby - 'Bag of Money'


Wolfi 'The Rooster' Goederie (NR)

Nationality: Austrian
Occupation: Student
Marital status: Single
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